By Cat

Edgy Halloween costumes are trickier than they used to be, because if you offend someone, you’ll probably be branded as a pariah on social media and lose your job. So, the costume companies are trying to help…by selling a bunch of TERRIBLE “edgy” costumes. Here are five of the worst offenders.

1. Sexy Pizza Rat. Can you dress up as a viral video and still look hot? It’s basically a sexy mouse costume with two pieces of pizza sewn into the hips. For the small price of NINETY American dollars.

2. Poop Emoji Mask. You’ve probably sent someone the poop emoji … why not wear it on your head? At least it’s only $28. Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but I found out the other day that it isn’t poop, it’s actually chocolate ice cream. I refuse to believe it!

3. Sexually suggestive Italian Waiter. It’s just a black apron with a fake bowl of pasta. But there’s a sausage that sticks out … so when you hold it just right, it looks like the sausage is your junk. Women will definitely find it attractive. It’s $35.

4. Sexy Donald Trump. Basically a terrible wig, a red that that says “Make America Great,” a blue blazer, white shirt, red tie and short blue shorts. It costs $70.